saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa
the only point of a middle name is to let you know when you’re in deep shit
in west narnia born and raised
through the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days
do you ever just hear a certain lyric and your throat feels like it’s closing up bc it hits you that hard
My math teacher called me average.
Hugging tip #54: hug for just a bit too long and whisper ‘hail hydra’ into their ear
well this is rEALLY FUCKING CUTE.
IT’S THE CUTEST FUCKING THING I’VE EVER SEEN.