I saw a thing, I did the thing. I have no regrets.
Retail jobs summed up
i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you
Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead
Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive
Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you
My house identity is further confirmed
How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.
Daniel Radcliffe's acceptance speech for the Man of the Year Glamour Award, 2013. (x)
I think he’s getting better with age. Good for him, honestly.
when a casual conversation with your parents turns into a lecture